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Six Black Candles Coming Soon
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Des Dillon`s Six Black Candles

"Where's Stacie Gracie's head?"
... sharing space with the sweetcorn and two-for-one lemon meringue pies ... in the freezer.

Caroline's husband abandons her (bad move) for Stacie Gracie, his assistant at the meat counter, and incurs more wrath than he anticipated. Caroline, her five sisters, mother and granny, all with a penchant for witchery, invoke the lethal spell of the Six Black Candles. A natural reaction to the break up of a marriage?

The spell does kill. You only have to look at the evidence. Mess with these sisters, or Maw or Oul Mary and they might do the Six Black Candles on you. But will Caroline's home ever be at peace for long enough to do the spell and will Caroline really let them do it?

Set in present day Irish Catholic Coatbridge, Six Black Candles is bound together by the ropes of traditional storytelling and the strength of female familial relationships. Bubbling under the cauldron of superstition, witchcraft and religion is the heat of revenge; and the love and venom of sisterhood.

Praise for Six Black Candles 


"the Lyceum's Mark Thomson... thought Des was a woman, so deft was his writing about female interaction."
THE SCOTSMAN

"a great dramatic situation, in which the primitive Darwinian passions of lust, rage, vengeance, and fierce family loyalty come into conflict with the everyday scepticism of the sisters' modern lives"
"Dillon spins physical and verbal comedy out of his scenario with all the flair of a born playwright"

THE SCOTSMAN

"The writing is always truthful, immediate and powerful."
SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY

"naturally paced so that the action ebbs and flows, giving each sister time to establish themselves with all sorts of sub-plots and intricacies of character coming to the surface, while the actual plot comes to a satisfying conclusion."
EVENING NEWS

"Dillon clearly understands the mechanics of human interaction, particularly where the family is concerned"
"an evening of unconfined entertainment"

THE INDEPENDENT

 

Citizens Theatre, Painting by William M. Neilly
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Citizens Theatre, Glasgow

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"Citizens Theatre, Glasgow" was painted from a reference photograph obtained on the internet in August 2009. The trees and traffic lights obscuring the theatre were omitted from the painting. The poster information was provided by the buyer, Joyce Wilson, who particularly wanted Des Dillon's, "Singin' I'm No A Billy He's A Tim" on the billboards as this played at the theatre in June 2009. The poster shows Scott Kyle, as "Billy" and Colin Little as "Tim".

It is painted using acrylic on canvas board measuring 508 x 406 mm (20" x 16"). The painting is protected by a two coats of gloss varnish and was signed and dated by glesca artist, William M. Neilly, in August 2009. More examples of paintings by glesca artist can be seen on his website:

Letter from Belfast audience member
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Dear Sir or Madam,

I just wanted to contact you to say a big thank you for bringing 'I'm no a Billy he's a Tim' to Belfast. I had wanted to see the play in Glasgow, but never managed it, and so was delighted to see it coming to my home town Belfast.

My partner, who is from Glasgow, and myself saw it last week in Belfast.  What a truly wonderful and thought provoking evening.  I am only sorry that my father and brother could not have been there also as they are huge Scottish football fans!

From the reaction by the audience I think everyone felt the same and had a wonderful evening. I think the subject matter was able to touch everyone in the audience and make them think about the petty siutation eher in Northern Ireland.

I believe that it is a play everyone should seeand would recommened to our Education minster that every child should see too.

Thank you so much for being brace and brining it to Belfast.  i really hope that it comes back as I would love to see it again!  I have also a growing list of others who would also like to see it.


A brillriant play, with tremendous actors and worthwhile message! 

Thank you!

 

NEW for 2010 The Tar Factory by Alan Kelly
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NLP are currently working with writer Alan Kelly to develop his novel The Tar Factory into a new play for 2010.

 

 

  

 

There's Crazy D, Big Chuck Mcf**k, Mad Dog an me

Crazy D had planted the idea in Mad Dog's head. Slice yer leg off, accident like, an it's worth forty grand. But Crazy D bottled it and Mad D he lost his happy head - had to go elsewhere for his forty Gs didn't he? Least he still had his leg but. 

So how does a tar man make a few extra bob for the boozer? Ah'm warning you it's not pretty. Gang bangs, bribery, scams and jobbyjabbers this is some story. Wait till I tell you . .

The Crazy Gang are sitting in the van, Hovis, the superintendent walks up.

HOVIS: C'mon tae f**k ya shower ah lazy f******s yees. Time tae get yer erses in gear. Yees are no paid tae sit aboot aw day dain f**k aw yees ken. Yees are paid tae f****n work.

DENZO: Aw c'mon tae f**k big man. Ye canny lay tar in that.

HOVIS: Yees are no layin tar. There's other work for yees. Yees can go oot an clean drains.

DENZO: Clean f***n drains? Aw for f**k sake man they'll be f****n frozen solid. Look (showing him paper) there's a f****n polar bear frozen to death just down the road there in the zoo.

HOVIS: Ah well, ye ken, that's glesga zoo. Yees are no workin in the zoo. If yees find one lyin aboot the streets of Coatbridge let me know an ah'll mibbe think aboot it. Noo get yer f****n erses oot there.

"Unpretentious, human, moving and funny. Alan Kelly gives us a man with true grit and a real practical morality. Mad Dog protects the underdog but beware those who misuse their power. This deserves to sell more copies than Trainspotting. The Tar Factory is f**kin magic. A surprise hunner quid Giro on a wet Tuesday in February."

Des Dillon


Warning - strong language throughout!