"SINGIN` I`M NO A BILLY, HE`S A TIM" NEW 2010 TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED
"One of the shortest and most gripping two-hour shows in current Scottish theatre" - THE SCOTSMAN
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Wed 27th & Thu 28th Jan Kick Off
8pm Millennium Forum Theatre, Northern Ireland Box Office: 028 7126 4455
Tue 2rd & Wed 3th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Dundee Rep Theatre Box Office: 01382 223530
Fri 5th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Rutherglen Town Hall, Box Office: 0141 613 5700
Sat 6th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Arts Guild Theatre, Greenock Box Office: 01475 723038
Tue 9th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Eden Court Theatre, Inverness Box Office: 01463 234 234
Wed 10th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Lemon Tree Theatre, Aberdeen Box Office: 01224 641122
Fri 12th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm Hamilton Town House, Box Office: 01698 452 299
Sat 13th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm The Byre Theatre, St Andrews Box Office: 01334 475 000
Wed 17th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm The Buccleuch Centre, Langholm Box Office: 013873 81196
Thu 18th Feb Kick Off 7:30pm The Regal Community Theatre, Bathgate Box Office: 01506 433 634
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CORONATION
STREET`S LEGENDARY JIM MCDONALD IN DES DILLON`S BLUE HEN
"I've always been very excited by new writing so this job was a perfect
opportunity." - CHARLES LAWSON
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Des Dillon`s dark comedy Blue Hen is a gritty moving drama about two men who are out of work and out of patience in the roughest scheme in Coatbridge. But they've one thing going for them - the power of their own imaginations.
Paddy and John are two ordinary working class guys who are out of work and out of luck when they hit on a scheme to keep them occupied and keep their bellies full.
They're going to rear chickens in their back green and sell the eggs for profit. But it's not easy being the only honest men in Coatbridge's roughest scheme and their venture doesn't exactly go to plan. As their dreams of self-sufficiency crumble, a powerful story of friendship against the odds unfolds.
John is played by Charles Lawson
(Paddy reverses through the close holding one end of swing park fence. John has the other end)
JOHN: Carry it right Paddy
PADDY: I am carrying it right.
JOHN: I`ve got all the weight.
PADDY: Have ye f**k.
JOHN: Right right put it down for f**ksakes, fuckin hand`s killing iz - look at that!
PADDY: Poof
JOHN: I had all the weight.
PADDY: Did ye f**k. Here d`you think it`s alright to be taking this?
JOHN: How d`you mean?
PADDY: Swing park fence man. What if they run onto the motorway, one of the wanes?
JOHN: Wanes, you mad? There`s no wanes nowadays Paddy. F**k sake man, they`re drinking at six, injecting at seven, stabbing at eight and pregnant at ten. There`s no wanes any more. Wanes is dead.
PADDY: But some of them must at least go up there drinking n that on the swings like.
JOHN: What swings?
PADDY: (realising) Where is the swings.
JOHN: There`s not been a swing chute or roundabout up there since you were ten.
PADDY: That`s not right that. That`s my f**kin childhood by the way. I`ve memories invested there John.
(Paddy is thoughtful a beat)
How did they let this happen?
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